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[Richard Latimer]

@simon said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Worst I ever had was 10 miles in 8 hours. Yup, 10 in EIGHT hours. Was on the way to T in the Park festival about 13 years ago, was pissing down and all the car parks had turned into a mud bath causing huge problems. Was actually quite fun though (for everyone but the driver). Everyone started getting out there cars, cracked open a few tinnies and a game of football broke out. Only in Scotland

Substitute the tinnies for screaming brats and a dog and you might be somewhere close haha!!

[A Former User]

As a teenager we often went to play football tournaments in Europe. All the way to Holland on a minibus was interesting!

As an adult the longest and worst was to China. Walking round backstreets in Zhuhai at midnight trying to find a hotel after a 34 hour journey involving car, train, 2 planes, ferry, several buses and lots of walking in horrendous heat was an utter slog!

[A Former User]

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Worst I ever had was 10 miles in 8 hours. Yup, 10 in EIGHT hours. Was on the way to T in the Park festival about 13 years ago, was pissing down and all the car parks had turned into a mud bath causing huge problems. Was actually quite fun though (for everyone but the driver). Everyone started getting out there cars, cracked open a few tinnies and a game of football broke out. Only in Scotland

[Richard Latimer]

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Longest time - Leeds to Hemel
Miles - Hemel to Manchester a few months ago
Longest as a passenger - Hemel to Gleneagles - about 7 hours

So not 10 and a half hours then haha?!

I did Hemel to Bristol in 3

12-14 hours a day when I drove a taxi. You lot are quoting rookie numbers you pussies

How many screaming kids did you have in there with you haha??

None but I drove 4 Russian dancers to Blackpool. Does that count?

Only if they were threatening to p**s themselves if yoou didn't stop in the nearest layby or even better the middle of a busy road.

[John Folan]

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Longest time - Leeds to Hemel
Miles - Hemel to Manchester a few months ago
Longest as a passenger - Hemel to Gleneagles - about 7 hours

So not 10 and a half hours then haha?!

I did Hemel to Bristol in 3

12-14 hours a day when I drove a taxi. You lot are quoting rookie numbers you pussies

All the cabbies I knew spent more time in the bookies than driving

They are normally parked outside my local Billy’s lol

[John Folan]

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Longest time - Leeds to Hemel
Miles - Hemel to Manchester a few months ago
Longest as a passenger - Hemel to Gleneagles - about 7 hours

So not 10 and a half hours then haha?!

I did Hemel to Bristol in 3

12-14 hours a day when I drove a taxi. You lot are quoting rookie numbers you pussies

How many screaming kids did you have in there with you haha??

None but I drove 4 Russian dancers to Blackpool. Does that count?

[Richard Latimer]

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Longest time - Leeds to Hemel
Miles - Hemel to Manchester a few months ago
Longest as a passenger - Hemel to Gleneagles - about 7 hours

So not 10 and a half hours then haha?!

I did Hemel to Bristol in 3

12-14 hours a day when I drove a taxi. You lot are quoting rookie numbers you pussies

How many screaming kids did you have in there with you haha??

[John Folan]

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Longest time - Leeds to Hemel
Miles - Hemel to Manchester a few months ago
Longest as a passenger - Hemel to Gleneagles - about 7 hours

So not 10 and a half hours then haha?!

I did Hemel to Bristol in 3

12-14 hours a day when I drove a taxi. You lot are quoting rookie numbers you pussies

[Richard Latimer]

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@richard-latimer said in Off Topic Thread:

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

Longest time - Leeds to Hemel
Miles - Hemel to Manchester a few months ago
Longest as a passenger - Hemel to Gleneagles - about 7 hours

So not 10 and a half hours then haha?!

[Richard Latimer]

Ok so what's the longest anyone has ever spent in the car driving solely in the UK? I've just got back from THE WORST CAR JOURNEY EVER!

10.5 hrs from South Cornwall to Oxfordshire. 250 miles in 10.5 f*****g hours!!!

And all because the weather made people decide to head home early the f*****g twats!!

Queues, queues, queues and more queues! Whether for the toilet, getting off a road, getting onto a road, getting into services, leaving services. Absolute jokes!

[Akiva Anderson]

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

OH FFS - been waiting for a physio to call to do a pre-treatment phone assessment for the last hour - then checked the letter and it's the 30th and NOT the 13th - could have carried on sleeping

Dick!

[Ryan]

@dave-jessop School error! Always read the small print.....

[A Former User]

@dave-jessop What a life that would be watching sport all day and knowing you cant lose. incredible.

[A Former User]

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

accommodation and entry - not a bad job - I don't have enough hair to do it
Lol yeah. I wonder if its possible for football as well. I guess that would need a lot of matches to watch.

As any one watched a live game and is their a delay when a goal is scored and the suspended market pops up on betfiar or on other betting sites?

Maybe non league games and not on betfair as I reckon they will suspended these matches at KO.

[A Former User]

Anyone watched the BBC documentary on bettingthe other night.

Basically it had a couple of guys on their who go over the world watching tennis matches (mainly outside Europe). They would then via blue tooth tell his friend to place a bet when a point was won in a game before the tennis umpire could pass the info onto the betting companies. It was fascinating. They were making a million a year from it. They would search for slow umpires who took their time updating the scores.

[Akiva Anderson]

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

So what happened to the site this morning? The rumour on the net(that I started) is that @Ryan-Carruthers spent the server money on a Mormon Midget Chicks with Dicks subscription.

Again?! He's definitely got an addiction!

[Ryan]

@john-folan You know me too well

[John Folan]

So what happened to the site this morning? The rumour on the net(that I started) is that @Ryan-Carruthers spent the server money on a Mormon Midget Chicks with Dicks subscription.

[Ryan]

100% you can, load up the stein and drink it!!

@dave-jessop said in Off Topic Thread:

@john-folan said in Off Topic Thread:

So the question is. Can I drink the wine from the stein?

They are both German so it's allowed - can't mix German with Argentinian - may upset Hitlers offspring

[John Folan]

@simon my wife bought it back from Austria for me. They obviously saw me in the shower when I was there.